They say India is a land where even exceptions run into millions. Dedicated to this country are many one-liners which are not only funny but also reveals true side of India.
- The only country where people fight to be termed 'backward'.
- A country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry but no one is ever on time.
- India: Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life.
- Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you!
- In India, you don't cast your vote, you vote your caste.
- China grows because of its government, India grows despite it.
- India is not, as people keep calling it, an underdeveloped country, but rather, in the context of its history and cultural heritage, a highly developed one, in an advanced state of decay.
- The frustrating thing about India is that whatever you can say rightly about India, the opposite is also true.
- IRCTC-> The only place where you won't find reservations.
- An incredible country where Actors are playing cricket, Cricketers are playing politics, Politicians are watching porn and Porn stars are becoming actors.
- If someone asks for a Dirty Cloth to clean something , you are in India.
- One billion people, Two billion faces.
- The funny thing is that in a land of more than a billion people, the topic of sex is still taboo.
- A Tantra Shirt reads "Come to India, a billion people can't be wrong".
- Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn't get it.
- When it comes to taking a stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals.
- In India two things never leave you - your caste and your highschool marks.
- India is an Epic Paradox. India, a Rich country with poor people.
